My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-24) →
Pink Floyd (36) Silversun Pickups (22) Incubus (21) Ratatat (17) Muse (17) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
chrissaaa asked: Thanks for finding out what car that was! =D
Dan: weirdness between 1-10:
Dan: guy shaved his thighs
mercurystatic: what is with you and thighs?
Dan: IT'S WHERE YOU STRAP A KNIFE
mercurystatic: sure, sure.
Dan: that wasn't a "ooooh, check them thighs"
Dan: ankle knife works too, but the green ranger one is big!
mercurystatic: I guess it would depend on how vast the hairiness of the thighs VS the rest of the leg was. If it was a stark difference that'd be pretty weird
mercurystatic: Why do you ask such weird things?
Dan: no reason
mercurystatic: did you have a manscaping accident and just decided to go with it?
Dan: good call, girl
Dan: amazing call, really
mercurystatic: ok...the idea is to make it gradual, shave around the disaster zone until it recovers and then less so outward until you blend with the rest of your natural growth
mercurystatic: I've never had to give this advice to a guy.
Dan: yah, luckily I'm not hairy to begin with so I just kinda went all out
Dan: my thighs are so smooth!
Dan: I liked the green ranger
Dan: because he was a rogue badass
mercurystatic: He was the best. I still have the knife/flute in a box somewhere
Dan: you should keep it on you at all times
mercurystatic: I wish. But I think it's too big for my purse.
Dan: strap it to a thigh
mercurystatic: yes, because that's real subtle
mercurystatic: can I strap it to a chicken thigh?
Dan: Could work out
mercurystatic: delicious and musical!
Dan: mouth to the flute, right to the chicken
Dan: no downtime between music/food
Dan: everything we do with our mouths should be strapped to food
mercurystatic: I don't know about that
mercurystatic: then you'll be saying "why does everything taste like chicken?!"
mercurystatic: and the next thing you know...you're in the matrix
mercurystatic: I even hate girl hugs because you have to play boob tetris, so awkward
Gracie: lol. i don't notice?
mercurystatic: do the bigger boobs go on top? under? do you cross them like an x?
Gracie: the boob tetris, i mean
Gracie: unless they're mashed into my face
mercurystatic: it's just awkward mashing
mercurystatic: I don't like it
mercurystatic: THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS GRACIE
Gracie: i've never noticed boob mashing!!!
mercurystatic: well probably because your boobs are too big and you crush your opponent
mercurystatic: Flawless victory.
Gracie: they ARE pretty flawless.
mercurystatic: did you just compliment your own boobs?
Gracie: they're F cups. nuf sed
Dave: That's really gross.
mercurystatic: I'm surprised you clicked it after seeing the url
mercurystatic: that's not very smart
Dave: It could have been anything.
mercurystatic: yep, anything
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-10) →
Mumford & Sons (24) Garbage (24) Explosions in the Sky (21) Ratatat (20) Abandoned Pools (13) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-3) →
Emancipator (49) Mumford & Sons (29) Massive Attack (20) Ratatat (12) Florence + the Machine (10) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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